T-Bo Weirdness

So, you all know T-Bo, the Groovy Smoothie's enthusiastic liquid peddler. And you all know he likes to sell things on a stick. BUT what you don't know about him is that he is obsessed with all things alien! He LOVES extra-terrestrials so much that he hopes to one day be abducted. That's why Mr. Bo was so excited to learn that somewhere on a farm in England, they've found crop circles that look just like him, dreads and all! Check it out for yourself:

Anyway, T-Bo was so stoked that aliens carved his face into English farmland that he gave everybody at the Groo Smoo a celebratory FREE SMOOTHIE! Unfortunately since the crop circle was found in England, T-Bo decided to make the smoothies using authentic English ingredients. If you've never tasted a fish & chips smoothie, then I really envy you. Blech!